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School life is like a video game. Trying hard to beat the grade. All while we are still collecting fame. Kidding. This isn’t a parody. But looking at my school life as a child- it was just that. A video game. I don’t know how long this went on for other people; but up untilContinue reading “The Highschool Game”

Am I the only one who enters a grocery store with certain expectations of how shoppers should conduct themselves? Like how when I turn down an aisle I expect them to put their individual carts on the side of the aisle rather than dead center. Come on people! You’re slowing down traffic. 🙄 Grocery shoppingContinue reading “Grocery Shopping Law”

This is Maverick sliding in to hit you with some Breaking News! Driving a car is fun! I know how it sounds. After all the commutes to work or school. The roadhogs, cutters, honked horns, the classic middle fingers and let’s not forget everyone that was so on your ass that they were five inchesContinue reading “Driving is Fun?!??”

A simple tale about how my sister almost burned the house down. Again. Late one Saturday night I walked into a house filled with as much stink as there was smoke. I found my mother and sister on the couch. Resting where they had collapsed. In the mix of disgusted “It stinks” and “what happned”Continue reading “Home Cooking Mayhem”

Uni-sex names. Bet anyone with one just cringed. There are so many cons to them it can be hard to think about. Therefore during my time growing up I became determined that even some of the biggest downsides can be taken advantage of. 1.) Names Spelled Incorrectly Overreacting to said offense can be quite easy.Continue reading “The Perk & Quirks of a Uni-sex Name”

Ever hear of big dog syndrome? Sure I just made the term up fifteen minutes ago but that doesn’t make it any less real. We’ve all heard of Little Dog Syndrome. Little dogs coping big attitudes with larger dogs, getting excitable, jumping or heightened aggression towards people or other dogs. This is normally thanks toContinue reading “Large Dog is Small Dog”

I haven’t always been a clumsy person, but when you trip up the stairs instead of down them you know you have issues. One nefarious set of steps continues to give me grief to this day. That treacherous 25 step deathtrap has mocked me since the first time I tread on the fake wood paneling.Continue reading “Falling Up (Stairs)”

The satisfaction that comes with scaring someone is a wonderous thing. Even as a child the thought that someone found me scary, for even a moment amazed me. This is too much for any unreasonable five year old to handle! I began to feel like a superhero. A mere child by day and true hunterContinue reading “Childhood Scares”

Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. — Oscar Wilde. This is the first post on my new blog. I’m just getting this new blog going, so stay tuned for more. Subscribe below to get notified when I post new updates.